what the hell, universe?! everyone on the entire planet has a snow day except me?! i’ll bet twenty canadian dollars that i will be snowed in by 2pm- in which case some serious skull-bashing will commence.

my mood today? sunshine and fucking daffodils. no, actually! the stores are dead, and my office is quiet and peaceful. although i’d totally prefer watching a criminal minds marathon on my couch, in my undies, with my snoring boyfriend, than be stuck here all day. half the people didn’t even come in because they’re snowed in at home! and i even got here on time, by bus!

it’s fine, i’m actually just spending the day texting my long distance bff- she recently had an accident (car, not undies), so she’s running around the city getting appraisals and slitting her own wrists in this weather. german engineering? brilliant, yet expensive. not that i would know- i take the nerd train to work every day.

real conversation:

her: jason doesn’t say it. unless he’s really drunk and the newfie comes out.

me: 666

her: WPWW

me: white power woo woo?

her: 88 = HH … HH = hail hunter!

me: wingeddeathangel6969

her: satanisinmypants666

me: ihaveaboner09 @ hotmail dot com

her: whatchmetokyodrifttowork @ aol

me: @ohshitdontdiesofuriously on twitter

sad/best part is? 97% of this makes sense to me.

i’ve actually been here 2.5 hours and i think i already have cabin fever!

elle-dawg, over & out.