the weather has been so ominous these days!
we lost power at the office yesterday, and a manager even had to hurry home because half his roof had blown off. totally spooky. dan and i lost power at home and it STILL hasn’t come back on. i had a freezing cold shower after bootcamp last night, and just stuck my head under the tap this morning to wet my hair and wash my face.
and then i had to do this at the office:
yeah… frigging loser!
in other news, i’m heading out of the city with a couple of girlfriends for a girls’ weekend at the cottage! last time i was there, the shitshow that ensued cannot even be put into words. but basically i wasn’t sober for even a second, and gwen shat on the neighbours lawn at 4 in the morning because we’d broken the toilet and flooded the cottage within the first fifteen minutes of our arrival.
women should not be allowed to function in the woods without men around. that’s just science. we break things and then we are left to our own devices. and in this case it was cheap beer from the grocery store and using the neighbour’s lawn as a toilet. we (grown women) played beer pong and chest bumped every time we won.
on the bright side we feasted like nobody’s business, danced to really awful 90s pop, and i’m pretty sure i saw gwen’s vagina.
here are some of last year’s pictures:
i’m pretty sure in this next picture we’ve blocked off the sink with every towel in the cottage to stop the water that was fountaining to the ceiling… even still? PERFECT PHOTO OP!
i also managed to look like a homeless person the entire weekend- getting pretty creative with places to put my beers while i stumbled to the firepit.
but at least we feasted like QUEENS!
biggest beer pong loser EVER!
this isn’t even half the beer we managed to drink in two and a half days
is it bad that i’m actually looking foward to getting to the cottage so i can have a real shower?!
no, but seriously…
i am SO excited for car ride singalongs, destructive grocery shopping, not being sober for three days, feasting, campfires, playing cards and board games, and hopefully convincing gwen to dump on the lawn again.
have a safe weekend!
… (i know i won’t)